The Spiritual Feeding of the Five Thousand Religions
1 After these things Andrew went over the teachings of the Ark of the Covenant, which is the teachings of Moses.
2 For a great multitude followed him, because they saw the miracles which he did on those other teachings that were without interpretations.
3 And Andrew went up onto the altar, and there he sat with his Jehovahs.
4 For the Passover, a feast of the Church, was nigh.
5 When Andrew then lifted up his eyes, and saw a great company come unto him, he saith unto Anya, Whence shall we purchase their salvation, that these may be spiritually filled?
6 And this he said to prove her: for he himself knew what he would do.
7 Renee answered him, This two thousand year old teaching is not sufficient for them, that every one of them may take a little salvation.
8 Beverley saith unto him,
9 There is a Bible here, which hath five barely understood books, in two testaments: but what are these Books of Moses doing among the many Holy Teachings?
10 And Almighty God said, Make the religious men to be at rest. Now there were many religious teachings in the earth. So when the religious groups were numbered, they were about five thousand diverse faiths.
11 And Andrew took the Bible; and when he had given it interpretations, he distributed the new teachings to the Jehovahs, and the Jehovahs to the clergymen that were set down; and likewise of the prophecies as much as they would need.
12 When this covenant was filled, he said unto his Jehovahs, Gather up the parables that remain, that nothing be lost.
13 Therefore they gathered them together, and filled twelve chapters called 'Untold Stories' with the parables of the five barely understood books, which remained over and above unto them that had taken.
14 Then those religious men, when they had seen the interpretations that Andrew did, said, This is of a truth that God that should come into the world.